Q:
Which is tougher? A DEMON raid or a carrier landing at night?
A: That depends. If it's just a run-of-the-mill carrier landing at
night, I'd much prefer that. However, I'd rather face a dozen Morbanes
than attempt a carrier landing at night, in the North Atlantic, in
the fog, in the snow, at sea state 6 -- having done both.
Q:Did
you have to go through any special treatment to become the Golden
Avenger, or did you just get the name?
A: I did go through an additional period of treatment; however,
this was not as critical as the additional training I received after
I was promoted.
Q:
Mr. Avenger, with the recent disbandment of SAT, did PRIMUS 'make
out like a bandit' by getting their equipment, vehicles, etc.? Does
their disbandment make PRIMUS a little edgy about your own charter?
A: Actually, SAT's equipment, which was extremely advanced for its
day, isn't really up to PRIMUS' standards anymore. In fact, recently
we've received several reworkings of our older equipment, making
it more efficient, powerful, and versatile than ever.
No,
I'm not concerned about our charter. We are the best -- and often
the only -- defense against paranormal threats. However, while our
continued existence is critical for the safety of the country, PRIMUS,
like all governmental agencies, is subject to the will of the people.
Q:How
has discovering the existence of magic, demons, aliens, and other
paranormals impacted your belief system, i.e. religion?
A: My personal beliefs have always incorporated a universe of diverse
beings and happenings,and my belief in a Supreme Being has never
wavered in this regard. There is always a time, however, when thinking
men question the existence of evil, or why bad things happen to
good people. I have wrestled with this issue, as we all have, though
the most satisfactory answer I can come up with as to the existence
of evil is that man has free will to commit acts as he will.
Q:If
an independently operating paranormal or a superhero wanted to contact
you either to ask for assistance or offer her own, what is the best
way to contact you? I assume the local PRIMUS operator wouldn't
just connect someone to your office.
A: PRIMUS Intelligence has methods of verifying the identities of
known paranormals who call requesting assistance, such as code words
and voice identification. Of course, I am very often not in my office.
In cases of paranormal emergencies, local law enforcement officials
contact PRIMUS emergency operators, who scramble teams to the scene,
or, if I or the Silver Avengers are needed, then we are called as
well. In non-emergency situations, I can be contacted via e-mail
or by written correspondence.
Q:What
is your stance regarding reports concerning your predecessor that
a time-travelling individual encountered an alternate Earth in which
the Golden Avenger served as Dictator-for-Life of the United States?
Additionally, what is your position on Mr. Kaufman's recorded comments
upon hearing this, that he would be willing to serve in whatever
capacity his country needed him in?
A: Golden Avenger Kaufman was an exceptional man, whose life was
devoted to public service, from his tours in Korea to laying down
his life to protect the Capitol from terrorists in 1994. While the
media portrayed his remark to mean that he would have willingly
taken control of the government, his subsequent comments on National
Public Radio's Fresh Air clarified his position. It is ludicrous
to speculate about such things, anyway, for a dimension in which
the Golden Avenger -- a servant of the Justice Department! -- could
seize control of the government would be grossly different from
our own. It is also important to note that there was never any proof
of such a dimension presented, only one individual's ramblings.
The Constitution provides more than adequate protection from such
abuses; we are not living in Augustinian Rome.
Q:
There's a quote, "The most powerful teacher is experience."
What was the biggest mistake or problem you have encounted while
on duty? What was the lesson that you learned from this experience?
A: I think that there are always regrets in law enforcement, always
concerns that an investigation could have been handled differently.
Yet I regret nothing so much as my blindness to the treachery of
the three former Silver Avengers who subsequently betrayed their
country and sold out PRIMUS. I feel that I should have seen it,
should have somehow been able to prevent their later actions. I
have condemned myself for having given my friendship and trust blindly.
It
is tempting to cut oneself off, and to lose faith in the system
which has been accused of "producing these monsters,"
as I believe one journalist in The Atlantic Monthly wrote.
Or to regard everyone with suspicion, as a potential security risk
in the future. I have had to force myself to move past the betrayal.
While national security can never be compromised, it is equally
as important to maintain the trust which makes PRIMUS' success a
reality. However, that being said, I have also learned to not trust
in anyone--or anything -- so blindly.
Q:
If, for whatever reason, this law enforcement thing doesn't work
out -- say, PRIMUS is disbanded after all -- what do you think you'd
want to do with your life? Say, get your own talk show on daytime
TV?
A: PRIMUS will continue to serve the public for a long time to come,
God, Congress,and the American people willing. But if I ever had
to decide on another career, I would return to active duty status
in the U.S. Navy. So daytime talk show hosts have nothing to
fear from me.
Q:How
does a new paranormal team go about getting government certification
or sanctioning? Is there a probationary period? Can Silver Avengers
serve on such a team if it does not interfere with their PRIMUS
duties?
A: Independent paranormals teams are not issued government sanction;
while they may have a friendly relationship with local law enforcement,
they are not afforded any special legal powers. PRIMUS does have
a special team, the Sentinels, which has been created to deal with
paranormal threats which Avengers can't respond to, due to the fact
that we're spread all over the country. The Sentinels are volunteers
who have sworn oaths to the government, and who have the same federal
powers that other PRIMUS personnel do. Silver Avengers are sworn
to not participate in any acts of vigilantism, and thus do not join
paranormal teams.
Q:
Who do you regard as the greatest hero - normal or paranormal -
the world has ever seen? And who has been your personal rolemodel?
A: It's impossible for me to point out one hero which is the world's
"greatest." Most heroes -- who make a difference
locally, affecting everyone they encounter positively -- are never
recorded by history. I believe the greatest people to be those who
are loyal to their beliefs above all else, yet who support their
country in times of need. Charles Lindbergh, for example, vehemently
opposed the United States' entry into World War II, yet following
the bombing of Pearl Harbor, he lobbied to be sent overseas as well.
Despite President Roosevelt's opposition, he flew civilian transport
missions and even managed combat -- he shot down a Japanese Zero.
Likewise, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a German minister during Hitler's
regime and a lifelong pacifist, realized the danger of Hitler was
far greater than the cost of violence would be to his own salvation,
and he became one of the conspirators in the attempt to assassinate
Hitler. He bravely faced death with five other conspirators at Flossenbuerg
in April, 1945. These men are responsible heroes, for their actions
aren't casual. They didn't decide to behave "heroically"
overnight; their entire lives had been leading up to their actions.
Abraham
Lincoln is one man whose life has influenced my own decisions. My
personal heroes also include Fleet Admiral Nimitz, for his actions
taken during the Battle of Midway and for a distinguished Naval
career, and my father, Admiral Alexander Johnson.
Q:
Can you shed any light on the rumors concerning PRIMUS' alleged
secret space program that has all the conspiracy freaks hopping?
A: No, not me -- I can never keep conspiracy theories straight.
While critics of PRIMUS consider our budget excessive, our chief
accounting director, Greg Pendleton, assures me we don't have enough
extra cash in our budget to send Sparky the Wonderdog into orbit,
let alone run a clandestine space program.
Q:How
young are the youngest PRIMUS agents and is there a mandatory retirement
age? If not who is the oldest or youngest agent? Do they recruit
or is there an apprenticeship? Are there retirement benefits or
severence pay? Thanks.
A: All PRIMUS agents are required to have a college degree, and
there is a minimum age requirement of twenty-one. The youngest agent
currently is twenty-one and three months -- that would be Theresa
Robertson, an assault agent who recently graduated from West Point
and successfully completed the PRIMUS Academy. The oldest agent
is Ed Franklin in Seattle, at 51. There is no mandatory retirement
age, as this would violate federal regulations.
PRIMUS
accepts applicants into the Academy, as well as recruiting candidates
which we find particularly promising. There are retirement benefits
based on years of service. Other benefits include paid time off
for reservists to fulfill their obligation to their service, four
weeks paid vacation every year, twenty days allowed per year for
sick time, and fifteen personal days every year. Severance pay is
done on a case-by-case basis. And you're welcome.
Q:Who
would you say was the toughest paranormal collar you've ever had
and why?
A: Whew! This is a tough question. One event which always sticks
out in my mind was when I faced Mechanon in Union Square in 1985.
The PRIMUS base at the Presidio had just opened, and I'd become
an Avenger only a couple of months before. This was the first anyone
had ever seen of Mechanon. He was randomly firing into the crowd
when I arrived with two Iron Guard units. The crowd had turned on
the Assault teams (who had responded first) AND Mechanon
-- as it turned out, Mechanon had interrupted an anti-PRIMUS rally,
and they had thought he was some sort of Iron Guardsman. It was
a mess -- it was impossible to get close to Mechanon, and when I
finally did manage to push through the crowd towards him, they swarmed
me and made it very difficult to fight. We managed to subdue Mechanon
and the San Francisco police managed to get the riot under control
with tear gas. Amazingly, no one was killed, though there were serious
injuries.
Q:PRIMUS
has jurisdiction in federal paranormal crimes. How exactly is paranormal
defined for PRIMUS? What is your position on a Paranormal Registration
Act?
A: Officially, a paranormal is defined by PRIMUS as "any being
who exhibits abilities which are beyond the limits of normal human
potential." For example, flying is not considered normal, nor
is bench pressing an aircraft carrier or shooting fire out of one's
eyes. PRIMUS also has a provision in its charter which allows for
local law enforcement to call us for assistance in other cases --
for example, I often found myself working with San Francisco police
on an advisement basis on crimes which potentially involved paranormal
activity -- such as satanic cults and the like.
Following
the death of Senator Relm and the defeat of the Paranormal Registration
Bill on the floor of Congress last year, it has not been picked
up again. While I understand the sentiment of the legislation, I
feel that there is an inherent difficulty in its implementation.
Honest citizens would register and dishonest ones -- those the legislation
is designed to protect the public from -- would not. I am concerned
that it would be a waste of government spending and would produce
few results. PRIMUS already maintains detailed profiles of paranormals
who break the law.
Q:If
you could have chosen what powers you would have gotten from Cyberline,
what would they have been?
A: Other than what I did? Sometimes I really wish I could fly. Or
that I could know instantly what was wrong with my computer when
it stops working properly. That certainly would be nice! More seriously,
I think that the Cyberline treatments do exactly what they need
to do -- amply condition men and women to protect Americans from
paranormal threats.
Q:Do
you have a favorite charity (or charities) that you support?
A:I have several, actually. I devote a large part of my free time
to the Boy Scouts, since scouting was so important to me when I
was growing up. My brother-in-law and I share Scout Master duties
for my nephews' troop. If you'd like to find out more about the
Boy Scouts, and how you can get involved, you can visit their web
site at: http://www.bsa.scouting.org/.
I am involved in other charities, including the American Cancer
Society and the Mary Hudson Foundation. I also like to donate my
time and money to public broadcasting.
Q:
What type of car do you drive?
A: I own a '96 Mustang GT Coupe and a '89 Jeep Cherokee. However,
I typically spend my day driving in unmarked PRIMUS vehicles (which
are Dodge Avengers, actually. And yes, I do have a gold one.)
Q:
How do you feel about Cyberline making you sterile? Is it
worth it?
A: There have been breakthroughs in Avenger sterility -- Hudson
Industries Research Division has just made public the information
that Silver Avenger Stephen Hawkins and his wife Christine are expecting
their first child in May, thanks to the work of researchers there.
But even if I am never able to have children, of course it has been
worth it.
Q:
What would you do if you lost your powers for some reason?
A: I would continue to live my life as a public servant. It's difficult
for people without paranormal abilities to understand at times,
but having paranormal abilities is only one small part of what I
do in a day. For every time I have to go toe-to-toe with Mechanon
in Union Square or battle giant demonic worms, there are a hundred
investigations I participate in, either directly or in an advisory
capacity. The most important people in PRIMUS, such as Colonel Glenn
and Colonel Vasquez, have no paranormal abilities.
Q:
What is more important to you, the spirit or the letter of the law?
A: They're equally important, and inextricably intertwined. Without
the spirit of the law -- the higher ideals which make living in
modern American society possible -- the letter of the law would
never have come into existence. Laws are created and enacted by
the duly elected representatives of the people, and are, as such,
their own will. I serve the people, and thus obey the letter of
the law, trusting that it represents the spirit as well.
Q:What
is PRIMUS's current relationship with the ex-SAT commander Barrington
and his World Security Services?
A: It is truly unfortunate that Colonel Barrington has fostered
such strong antithapy towards PRIMUS, especially after everything
which the first Golden Avenger, Robert Kaufman, did to support SAT.
His attempts to keep PRIMUS agents from conducting legitimate business
in buildings employing WSS were petty at best -- and grossly inappropriate.
Since WSS carry automatic weapons, federal agents -- including PRIMUS
-- have the right to inspect their permits at any time, day or night,
and Barrington's policy certainly hasn't been allowed to interfere
with us doing our jobs. WSS has been sued for a plethora of charges
ranging from assault and battery, false arrest and imprisonment
and kidnapping to obstructing and resisting. The latest case resulted
in a $2.35 million settlement for the widow of a man who was mistakenly
shot to death by WSS (and former SAT) agent Thomas Richter, who
fired on the accountant using his pulse laser rifle. Perhaps the
most appalling is that Barrington's pet law which granted corporate
security their limited police powers has been deemed unconstitutional
by the Supreme Court and already thirty-seven individuals arrested
by WSS have had their convictions overturned.
Q:
How do you feel about the proliferation of private security forces
such as Protectors Inc. in the past decade? Do armed organizations
such as this make PRIMUS' job easier, or do they present more problems
than solutions?
A: This is, as I've frequently said, a difficult issue. I believe
that in a perfect world, PRIMUS would have a sufficient enough budget
to make private security forces unnecessary. In the sense that lives
have been saved by the existence of private forces to counteract
paranormal acts of violence and terrorism, yes, it is a good thing
that these groups exist. However, in a legal sense, they can
be a nightmare. Law enforcement officials are rigorously trained
in neutralizing threats with a minimum of losses and in legal procedures.
Too often I've seen the vilest, most dangerous of villains walk
free because their lawyers have been able to have the case against
them thrown out of court because a vigilante group didn't strictly
observe local and federal laws while they apprehended the perp.
This, to me, is the greatest danger. As far as my personal "approval"
goes, when vigilante paranormal groups maintain the same standards
of conduct and hold the law in as high of esteem as law enforcement
officials do, I believe they have the right to proceed, provided
they do not cross the line. However, if they do not, they are as
much -- if not more -- of a danger to society as villains like Dr.
Destroyer or Mechanon.
Q:What
are your views on the fact that some of the notes used to first
create the Avenger Program came from the scientific studies done
by the Nazis? Also has PRIMUS done other experiments on the Avengers
and others that have not been reported to the general populace?
A: Since the Nuremburg Trials, no civilized nation has utilized
data gathered from Nazi human experimentation to further its own
genetics research. In answer to your second question, no.
Q:
What does D.J. stand for?
A: It's Daniel James. My sister, who was a year older than
my brother and myself, couldn't say "Daniel," so it became
D.J. and stuck.
Q:
There have been reports and rumors circulating that, near the end
of his life, Golden Avenger Kaufman was becoming sympathetic to
the 'anti-mutant' ideals espoused by certain fringe survivalist
groups. Of course, these reports don't accuse him of being
'soft' on their crimes or truly sympathetic to such organizations
themselves. Supposedly, though, he became increasingly anti-paranormal,
despite his being a paranormal himself thanks to Cyberline, during
the last two or three years of his service. You were in a
position to know the man, however cursorily; is there any truth
to these rumors? Or are they just exaggerations of the truth
based on his staunch support of the Paranormal Registration Bill?
A: Since his death, rumors have abounded about Golden Avenger Kaufman.
I suppose that the nature of his death -- he died while defending
the Capitol from the terrorist group Eurostar -- are partly to blame
for this. While some have used his support of the Paranormal
Registration Bill as further justification, I don't believe that
he was anti-paranormal -- just anti-paranormal crime. It's easy
to miss the distinction -- after all, PRIMUS statistics show that
approximately 75% of those who manifest paranormal abilities will
turn to criminal activities at some point in their lives.
Q:Should
testimony from telepaths be admissible in court?
A: This is a tricky subject, and one that the courts will
ultimately have to decide for themselves. However, if the
prosecution and defense each had their own telepath, in conjunction
with a neutral court telepath, examine the telepath relating the
testimony, then it might be admissible. But it's shaky ground,
when you start considering the accused's rights. I'm just not sure
our legal system is ready for it yet.
Q:What
are your feelings on foreign paranormals, especially Canadian? PRIMUS
has an international reputation for not working well with non-Americans,
whether deserved or otherwise. Do you see foreign paranormal visitors
as security threats regardless of their records?
A: My stance towards foreign paranormals is identical to my stance
regarding American paranormals -- as long as they obey the sovereign
laws of the United States while on our soil, they are welcome here.
If they don't, well, then that's another story. And it's the
former Special American Tactics (SAT) that had difficulties with
the UN, not PRIMUS -- we've been very active in international training
events.
Q:Given
the expense of the Cyberline program, would it not be more effective
to make trained law enforcement officers out of paranormals, rather
than paranormals out of trained law enforcement officers?
A: I understand the point you're trying to make, but the paranormal
situation is more complex than your question indicates. Let me explain:
paranormals represent only a very small percentage of the population
at large, yet by and large, those people who do find themselves
with paranormal abilities turn to illegal activities (ranging from
participation with VIPER to solo "supervillain" terrorist
activities) -- the statistical construct is 75%, an amazing percentage.
Because of the extraordinary potential for endangerment, extraordinary
measures were called for -- hence the creation of the Avengers program.
It
should also be noted that PRIMUS has begun incorporating
some paranormals into its arsenal against paranormal terrorism,
with the creation of the Sentinels team. There simply aren't enough
paranormals to go around, and most lack the educational background
required for employment at PRIMUS.
Q:I've
been reexamining the events in San Francisco, where the nascent
Golden Gate Guardians fought VIPER in a battle that cost several
civilian lives, and one thing that has stood out to me is that much
of the property damage and loss of life might have been avoided
if the Guardians had received some kind of instruction in how to
deal with emergency situations. Several cities -- New York and Portland
(Oregon) among them -- already have citizen patrol training for
volunteers that don't have super-powers; perhaps the same type of
thing could be made available for those who have paranormal powers
and want learn how to use them responsibly. Do you think such a
plan could be implemented? What do Silver Avengers Chow, Freeman,
and Hawkins (who have to deal with superheroes regularly) think?
A: The major difference between civilian patrol groups and paranormals
is that civilians watch what's going on in their neighborhoods,
and call law enforcement when they witness illegal acts. Paranormals,
on the other hand, are rarely content with watching and calling
PRIMUS or the police. Often by use of their powers, they violate
others' rights. Yet if they don't act, the outcome could be worse.
So it's a tricky issue.
Silver
Avenger Hawkins is currently on leave, spending time with his wife
and baby son, but Avengers Chow and Freeman respond below. You might
note as well that all sixteen Silver Avengers deal with paranormals
regularly.
Silver
Avenger Ernie Freeman: "The safest way to enforce the law
is with full-time professionals, who are trained to deal with difficult
situations and disciplined enough to protect rather than endanger
the innocent. The ideal solution to the paranormal problem is one
in which PRIMUS relies only on individuals who have satisfied its
training guidelines to the fullest.
"That
being said, we have to live in the real world. The threat posed
by paranormal criminals is one which we has only recently arisen,
and which we have not yet learned to deal with. Until PRIMUS has
the technology and experience to deal with this threat reliably,
vigilantes are a necessary evil. 'Superheroes' should be dealt with
on a case-by-case basis, and PRIMUS should keep lines of communication
open with them. Organization and training might be a useful part
of this, but we must be careful to encourage only those who are
fully committed to keeping order and upholding the law."
Silver
Avenger Maria Chow: "'Hero' paranormals are a necessary,
yet tricky, part of dealing with the larger paranormal threat. While
I understand your concern, this isn't Dodge, and PRIMUS can't effectively
deputize every person who exhibits a paranormal ability. Perhaps
a better idea would be for paranormals to educate themselves about
how they can act in legal ways against other paranormal threats,
without violating anyone's civil rights in the process. This varies
from state to state; contact your local law enforcement if you have
any questions about what can and cannot be done."
Q:What
are your feelings toward ETs with and without powers? Also what
are your favorite TV shows when you do get a chance to watch TV?
What are the requirements for PRIMUS support personnel; are they
the same, or are they based on the job? Because I don't see the
janitor needing a BA or a BS.
A: I don't have feelings one way or the other about aliens, unless,
like Firewing, they have tendencies towards wrecking havoc. My favorite
television shows are Babylon 5 and Law and Order.
I've been watching Babylon 5 since the first season, and
actually appeared in an episode last season as a Narn.
As
for the requirements of support personnel, no, they aren't the same
as for agents, and are job dependent.
Q:
The Avengers metabolisms have been greatly altered and enhanced
by the Cyberline program. This in itself is an amazing breakthrough
in the science of human physiology in general and an even greater
breakthrough in the practical application of manipulating human
physiology. While there seem to be no major long term negative side
effects of any consequence to the Avengers, are there any special
needs that the Avengers have? I'm speaking here mainly of medical
needs. The image that comes to my mind most strongly is of a needle
breaking off on the toughened skin of an Avenger while the physician
is attempting to deliver a Cyberline boost. Also, it seems to me
that, given the amount of strength and speed that the Avengers exhibit,
that their energy requirements are enormous! What kind of calorie
intake is required to maintain that level of energy?
A: PRIMUS medical personnel have specialized equipment to deal with
Avengers and Cyberline-treated agents that allow them to counteract
many of our adaptations. For example, there are syringes and IV
needles which use lasers to punch through the skin. We do have a
very high daily caloric intake, though most of that is due to our
high level of physical activity, not because of Cyberline. Most
Avengers eat around 5000-6000 calories daily. PRIMUS cafeterias
usually serve foods with very high nutritional values, so we're
not running out for Big Macs every hour!
Q:
What are PRIMUS' capabilities and resources when it comes to helping
paranormals find ways to deal with their abilities and problems?
I know that the charter of PRIMUS deals primarily with paranormals
on the level of law enforcement, but PRIMUS also has a lot of medical
and technical expertise as well, and there don't seem to be any
organizations that can help paranormals in the United States that
are as well placed on a national level as PRIMUS. If a paranormal
is badly injured and requires specialized medical attention (due
to altered physiology, being an alien, or whatever) can PRIMUS lend
assistance, or do you have a database that will enable you to find
experts in the required fields who can?
A: PRIMUS is a law enforcement agency. While we do maintain
some informal databases of clinics, hospitals, and physicians that
have treated paranormals in the past, we don't operate facilities
for injured paranormals -- PRIMUS physicians and other medical personnel
are trained only to deal with the special needs of those who have
undergone treatment with Cyberline.
Q:
How did becoming an Avenger change your life?
A: Well, it meant learning how to do everything over again, from
tying my shoes to playing basketball. When your strength suddenly
increases to that degree, it's amazing how different you have to
move. Very little of the initial Avenger treatments involved the
Cyberline treatment, which is relatively quick, but in fact we spent
six months relearning everything. It was like being a bull
in a china shop! It took about a year before I was willing to play
football again with my brother-in-law.
Q:Do
you feel that perhaps, the Silver Avengers and yourself are now
underpowered when compared to the villains and even heroes that
you might have to subdue?
A: No, certainly not. Most paranormals -- 80% according to current
PRIMUS statistics -- are power classification Omega 3-5. PRIMUS
Avengers are rated from Omega 7-9. The Omega scale takes many things
into account: not only sheer power, but also tactical ability, and
combative skills. For more information regarding relative power,
you may want to check out MATRIX.
Q:
How do you feel about people who want to be superheroes and who
do experiments on themselves to make themselves that way?
A: Well, I'm of mixed feelings. I applaud anyone who would be willing
to dedicate themselves to public service, but I think there are
more appropriate avenues for pursuing it. While I do not regret
my actions in becoming an Avenger in 1984, my life completely changed
with my strength and agility. Slamming a car door with the same
effort I used to suddenly meant that I had to buy a new Jeep, and
I can't tell you how much personal property I damaged before I learned
control. I think that just because I know how painful and difficult
it is to adjust to being a paranormal, I would automatically be
suspicious of anyone who wanted that kind of power, especially if
they were unaware of the responsibility involved.
Q:
Have you ever received an order you disagreed with and how did you
handle it?
A: That is a very difficult, but important question. Yes, there
have been times when I have disagreed with orders, for whatever
reason. There is a delicate balance within any organization,
between following one's conscience and doing what is right, and
in trusting your superiors to do what they know is right and issue
orders accordingly. What you decide to do has ramifications -- not
just for your career -- but also for your conscience.
In
my case, about a year after I became the Silver Avenger in San Francisco,
in 1985, I was asked by the then-director of Avengers to investigate
crimes involving VIPER. There had been a series of assaults against
women, and a petty thief who called himself Mongoose was suspected
because of eyewitness reports. I was ordered to bring Mongoose and
his accomplices in by the Director of Avengers (a position that
no longer exists in PRIMUS since the reorganization), who was less
concerned with the legality of my actions than with the public outrage
over the crimes. There was a lot of pressure for PRIMUS to justify
itself in those days, and the San Francisco base had been met with
a lot of popular resistance by both the media and paranormal rights
groups. I knew that this wasn't a federal crime, and I also knew
that SFPD hadn't asked for PRIMUS assistance.
What
I didn't know when I began the investigation was that Mongoose and
several of his followers had discovered that VIPER was behind the
crimes, and were working to stop them. Catching Mongoose wasn't
much of a problem, but after I'd brought him in, several more women
were assaulted. While I know that I couldn't have known better --
and that Mongoose himself had an obligation to report his information
to authorities -- I have never again in my PRIMUS career followed
an order which I felt to be questionable. I have never held that
"just following orders" justified any wrongful action,
ever. Incidentally, the men responsible for the assaults were captured,
released on bail (VIPER lawyers -- but that's another story), and
were found floating in the Bay, and killed, apparently for drawing
undue attention to the Nest.
Q:
What are your opinions on further Super-Soldier research and other
U.S. Government superteams?
A: I think that continued research into the realm of super-soldier
formulas are unnecessary. The Avenger program has perfected augmentation
of human ability in those with Cyberline tolerance. There is only
one U.S. superteam, the Sentinels, and I have worked well with them
in the past, and think highly of their abilities. To my knowledge,
there are no plans to supplement their ranks. NASA does employ several
paranormals, including Ad Astra, who have the ability to work in
the absence of oxygen.
Q:Since
you've maintained your reserve status in the Navy, have you had
any opportunity to fly fighters again? Which current model is your
favorite? Also, it's an interesting fact that today's fighter tactics
are less limited by what the plane is capable of doing than they
are by what stresses the pilot can withstand. For example, if memory
serves me correctly, I believe both the F-18 Hornet and the F-16
Falcon have wing-loading capable of withstanding a 14-15G turn,
while a normal pilot begins to get tunnel vision at 8-9G and blacks
out totally at 11-12G. Are you capable of pulling off aerobatic
maneuvers that other pilots cannot? I don't know if you would have
even wanted to try that or not, seeing as how that might take the
plane up to its safety limits. The brass might not approve of that,after
all. <Grin>
A: To answer your first two questions, yes, I do regularly fly an
F-14, which continues to be my favorite. Although my brother Alex
has told me that he likes his F/A-18 better, I haven't taken one
up myself, so I can't compare the experience. In response to your
other question, regarding my ability to withstand stronger G forces:
while I score marginally better than I did before I went through
the Cyberline process, it isn't statistically significant enough
to draw the conclusion that the improvement in G tolerance was based
on Cyberline, or if the results were just due to an increase in
overall health. That being said, there are several paranormals whose
sole abilities are heightened resistance to G-forces, and to my
knowledge, four of them are employed as test pilots by major defense/aerospace
contractors.
Q:How
does the Omega classification system work? Specifically what criteria
and standards are used? Can you make an estimation on power level
in the field with a fair amount of accuracy?
A: The Omega classification system was developed by PRIMUS Intelligence
in order to quickly classify paranormal threats to make it easier
to determine the degree of response needed. While the details are
classified by necessity, as are specific examples, it takes overall
power level, tactical ability, potential allies, and firepower that
can be brought to bear into account.
Q:
Several of your answers regarding the Cyberline process have clarified
something to me. Much like a fighter pilot, no matter how much the
hardware costs, the main investment is in the training of
the individual, yes?
A: Yes, exactly.
Q:What's
the weirdest situation you've witnessed in your PRIMUS career? Not
necessarily the most dangerous or toughest -- it could even be weirdly
funny. You know, where you say to yourself "just when I think
I've seen it all...."
A: Hm...that is even tougher than coming up with the most
difficult collar. Well, I think one of the funniest situations
I think I've ever seen was back in 1994, the last year I served
as Silver Avenger in San Francisco. Foxbat had decided
that Maria Chow -- she's now the Silver Avenger in SF, but then
she was an Agent Commander who'd been in charge of capturing Foxbat
the last time he'd been in town -- Foxbat had decided that they
were destined to spend the rest of their lives together. He started
sending flowers, candy, poets, and musicians to the SF base at all
hours of the day and night in an attempt to woo her. He found out
where her apartment was, and they started showing up there, too.
He managed to cover his tracks well enough -- using different florists
every time, paying cash -- and it took us three weeks to finally
track him down. It was actually a jurisdictional nightmare,
because while Foxbat was bankrolling the entire situation, no federal
laws were broken and San Francisco police refused to get involved.
We finally had to post PRIMUS Intelligence agents to various florists
in the city and wait until he showed up, and we nailed him on a
parole violation.
By
the way, he still sends Maria a birthday card every year.
I think the Iron Guardsmen eat all the candy, though.
Q:
So, I'm afraid I don't quite understand PRIMUS' position on superhero
types. Your agency was set up specifically to fight paranormal threats
to the US, but you don't want any help from the good guys?
Could you explain this?
A: This is perhaps one of the most misunderstood aspects of PRIMUS'
mission. It's not that we don't want the help. All Silver
Avengers have, at some point, worked with other paranormals in order
to bring in paranormal villains. The problem is that the largest
part of our job is tracking down the types of paranormal crime most
paranormals never even see or want to get involved in -- Aqua, the
super swimmer who ran drugs into Miami for a Colombian cartel, or
the monster (which is the only term I can think to use) who called
himself Spike, who abducted children in order to abuse them and
then would morph his hand into a spike in order to kill them.
Bringing in these guys didn't amount to a Wagner-esque battle in
Times Square, but months and months of detective work -- searching
through financial records, ATM footage, garbage.
When
we deal with paranormals in PRIMUS, this is who we're dealing with
most of the time. I'm not anti-paranormal, I'm anti-crime.
Our statistics indicate that the vast number of paranormals with
what the public calls "super" powers will use those powers
for illegal activities 75% of the time and will act or remain inactive
only 25% of the time after discovering their powers. While I do
appreciate the desire of paranormals to help society, given that
most of them are untrained and unaware of the legal implications
of their actions, I would strongly urge them to seek employment
in the justice system or law enforcement if they truly want to make
a difference. The real superheroes in society are the grossly underpaid
yet dedicated women and men in local law enforcement.
Q:
Are you in charge of all the Silver Avengers, or is "Golden"
Avenger just an honorific?
A: The title Golden Avenger originated when PRIMUS finally got Congress
to fund the Avenger program. There'd already been one prototype
Avenger, Robert Kaufman, and this seemed the easiest way to differentiate.
Before the reorganization, PRIMUS had a job called "Director
of Avengers," and the person in that job oversaw all Avenger
operations and would give special assignments. When PRIMUS was being
evaluated before the reorganization, it was thought that the Golden
Avenger should take on that role (this was long before I got the
job).
I'm
often asked just exactly what my job entails -- usually in the form
of "What is it that you do to justify those millions of taxpayer
dollars besides the fancy tights, anyway?" -- so here goes.
I'm based out of Washington, D.C., and keep an apartment here. I
oversee investigations here in the Beltway, but I also spend a large
amount of time assisting other Avengers in their investigations,
helping out with local investigations across the country and sometimes
internationally, if PRIMUS has been called in for advice. I spend
more time than I'd like testifying in court against paranormals
I've helped capture or in front of Congress, defending the program
at budget time or whenever some Congressperson has it in their heads
that we could all live on bread and water and save the taxpayers
enough to buy a new stealth bomber. Reviewing Avenger performance
reports (which are filed by Base Commanders in the cities the Avengers
are based in), along with several experienced PRIMUS agents who
have been assigned to this committee, is a small but important part
of my job, as well. I do oversee the selection process of
new Avengers, when a position becomes vacant, but that's a very
rare occurrence.
Since
you've asked, and I'm thinking about it, there's a major misconception
in the media about the way PRIMUS works. Often I hear it reported
that Silver Avengers have no authority over agents -- this is used
to claim that they're rogue agents of some black ops group, or to
play up the tired old rumor that Silver Avengers have a competitive
and unfriendly relationship with the agents at the base they're
assigned to. Silver Avengers have their own team (or teams,
in larger bases) of agents assigned to their offices who work with
them on their investigations, and Avengers also work very closely
with the other agent teams -- investigative and combat -- at the
base.
Q:
Are PRIMUS agents and/or Silver Avengers authorized to use deadly
force, or are there special limitations on killing?
A: PRIMUS agents, including Avengers, are authorized
to use deadly force when the threat which they are facing poses
a life-threatening risk to the safety of civilians or themselves.
Q:
With the increase of vigilante activity, and corresponding increase
in homicides, does PRIMUS plan to crack down on the vigilantes?
Is this legally feasible? Thank you for your time.
A: PRIMUS pursues paranormal vigilantes who violate federal laws,
and assist with local law enforcement investigations when invited
to do so. While we often are very appreciative of the assistance
of paranormal vigilantes, we are not sympathetic or tolerant to
the actions of deviants who believe that killing criminals is an
acceptable means of aiding justice, and will pursue them to the
best of our abilities.
Q:
As a paranormal, I've done my share of crimefighting up and down
the West Coast and more recently in Chicago. In that time I've seen
more suffering caused by social conditions and "normal"
crimes than any costumed villain could ever cause. How can PRIMUS
justify its existence and apparent mission to defend America from
supervillains when the little guy still can't put food on the table
and the scourge of drugs and corruption still run rampant ? -- Proton
A: Mr. Proton, I'm sure you're aware that evil exists in many forms
-- paranormal and normal, it makes no difference; people do bad
things to other people. PRIMUS fights paranormal crime. Other federal
and local law enforcement fight "normal" crimes, if one
could ever use those words together. I personally volunteer my time
to numerous charitable organizations; I suggest that if you're disturbed
by what you see, you should do likewise. Additionally, become involved
in your community as more than a vigilante -- run for public office
and do something about what you see!
Q:
Does the Avenger program slow aging in the individual? Will you
be living for an extended period as the GOLDEN AVENGER?
A: Good heavens, I hope so! We do not have enough information
currently to justify a conclusion that Avengers age slower than
people who have not undergone treatment, though I imagine that we
will know the answer to this question with time.
Q:
I had a, um, unfortunate accident and I'm trying to cope with the
ramifications. I used to be normal and this accident has changed
my life. I don't feel comfortable around normal people and I'm afraid
of what might happen to me if others who are, um, were, close to
me found out. Is there any place I can go for counseling or training
so my "unique" adaptations can be put to better use?
A: Without knowing the circumstances of your situation, it's very
difficult for me to advise you. It sounds as though you're
disturbed at what's happened to you and you may want to speak with
a psychologist about what's happened. PRIMUS is a federal law enforcement
agency, and as such do not have facilities available to train and
counsel civilians. However, you may also want to check and see what
resources are available in your local area.
Q:
What's your opinion of magic? Do you think it really
exists?
A: I have seen things which could have no other possible
explanation, so I suppose so. PRIMUS has recently formed a
division specifically dedicated to investigating magic, which we
call "Wizards."
Q: Does
PRIMUS have a program whereby Superheroes working on the behalf
of the common good can gain some sort of official sponsership by
the US government? Or, if not, does such a program exist elsewhere
in the federal government?
A: I believe that I have addressed this before, but
no, other than the Sentinels, PRIMUS does not endorse civilian
vigilantism.
Q: Will
there be any Afro-American Silver Avengers in the future, and does
someone have to be born in the U.S. to be a PRIMUS Silver Avenger?
A: There already are, and nope, just a naturalized citizen
who meets all other criteria.
Q:
Is PRIMUS planning on adding new bases around the country in the
future?
A: A year ago I would have answered "nope" to your question,
but there has been talk of three new bases opening in the next five
years around the Jonathan Hawkins building in Washington. Top candidates
for bases are: Portland, Oregon; Denver, Colorado; Detroit, Michigan;
Las Vegas, Nevada; Boise, Idaho; Spokane, Washington; Omaha, Nebraska
and Cincinnati, Ohio. Most agents are hoping Vegas makes it into
the final three.
Q:
How is the election of a new president going to affect PRIMUS?
A: President Bush has already stated that Colonel Glenn will continue
as the Director of PRIMUS Operations. The primary difference, of
course, is that he will be reporting to a new Attorney General.
Q:
On a more personal note, now that your brother has returned "home,"
to our dimension, is he going to join PRIMUS? Since you share the
same genetic structure, he would be Cyberline tolerant, too, wouldn't
he?
A: Let me answer your second question first. Yes, Alex -- as my
identical twin brother -- is fully tolerant to Cyberline, as I was.
Does that mean he wants to join PRIMUS? No, it doesn't. We may look
alike, but he chose his career -- the Navy -- and continues to be
happy there.
To
ask the Golden Avenger a question, email his secretary
at champions@mactyre.net.
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